Fictional letter to David Icke.


deathDear D.

I recently read an anonymous quote on the internet about the origins of French kissing, and I suddenly found myself wondering what you would have said about it. Here is the quote:

“The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. — Anonymous”

Well D., this reminds me of the Reptoid at the sex bar the other night that tried to force his tongue deep down my throat with darting plunges, and then started to lick me sloppily all over my face … literally preparing to devour me. I broke away and split before he started shape-shifting.

I am totally with you on the Reptilian stance, bro! They are EVERYWHERE!!!

Best regards and solidarity,


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